Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
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I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
We're too hungover to prance.