I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
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the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
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You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.