ooooooooooooo i'm drink
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.