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  Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses

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• (949): View more from California

  the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.

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• (626): View more from California

  It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.

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  Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.

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