omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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