I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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