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I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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