Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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