i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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