thus making me awesome and them whores
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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