you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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