Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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