I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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