i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You've changed since you got that strap on
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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