So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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