Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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