We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
so let's talk penis.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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