absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Come share oat with me in your robe
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