but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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