As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
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His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
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She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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