we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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