i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
the raccoons are back...
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