I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
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