If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
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i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
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I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
i think im in europe. pls send help
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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