you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
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This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
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Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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