possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
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Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
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I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
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