how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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