People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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