i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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