so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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