so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize
