What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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