? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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