you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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