so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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