Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
