Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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