Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
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I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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