Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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