lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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