Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
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