next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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