I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
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I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Floor bacon is actually really good
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Shame - the story of my life.
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