Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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