yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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