Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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