I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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