He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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