I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
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I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
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She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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