btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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