this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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