Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I just googled if crying burns calories
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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