He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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