batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
