In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
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The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
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'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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