scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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