yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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