She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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