You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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