i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
now i know why i became what i already was.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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