Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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